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What is Spam?

* Pig meat.
* Dog meat.
* Rodent meat.
* Armadillo meat.
* Congealed, dyed lard.
* Dyed salt licks.
* Maps, backwards.
* Darn tasty!

What does "Spam" stand for?

* Spiced Ham.
* Specially Processed Army Meat.
* Specially Processed Armadillo Meat.
* Super Pink Artificial Meat.
* Squirrel, Possum, And Mouse.
* Silly People Ate More.
* Salted Pork And More.
* Truth, Justice, And The American Way.

Why is Spam funny?

* Sound of the word - SPAM!!!
* Embarrassment of being caught eating it.
* Other people think so.
* Steals Robin Williams' routines.
* Subliminal messages in competitors' packaging.
* I don't know.
* Spam's not funny!!!!!