What is video? It is the means by which something happened. I have a nice video camera. He is my friend. We go everywhere together except the toilet. Actually, sometimes we go to the toilet so stay tuned! I have made two videos. They are both better Than Here Comes the Sun.

Video 1: This video is about my mistress Princess Backwheel. We fell in love about a year ago and since then things have really heated up like a radiator on a cold night in Slovakia. The song is Juke by Little Walter - Kevin Jones of the harmonica.

Video 2: This one is mostly about a photograph of Tomacscz. I tried to match the words of the song with the picture of Tomascz. Other favourites include Ben Moran and Eg San. Not that much riding. Rubbish video to be honest. It's kind of shit video. Sorry about that. More from me next month. Melbourne for life dog. The song is Boom Boom by John Lee Hooker - recorded when he was 16 - Bram Verhallen of the blues.

More next month cunts!!

 -Paul

Reporting live from Wagga Wagga, the biggest bogan town in Australia....